Warning: extremely cheesy jokes ahead!

Have you heard about the new Ghost-type Pokémon, Spectrier?
I wouldn't want to defeat it in battle. That would be beating a dead horse.

Which prehistoric animal was the most mystical?
A tarot-dactyl.

Did you know that I used to wear suspenders?
I had to stop, though. The suspense was killing me.

If punctuation created a government, what system would they use?

Why do so many bands go on tour in Morocco?
It's Moroccan than anywhere else!

I used to think "deez nuts" jokes were funny, but not anymore.
I've heard them so many times that I've become deez-sensitized.